When the Women Come Out to Dance - by Elmore Leonard (2002) William Morrow
- Sparks
- Joseph Canavan is an insurance investigator. He’s interviewing Robin, a
former rock star whose husband recently passed away and whose house has now
burned down as part of local wildfire. He needs to tell the insurance
company if the fire was accidental or providential. The interview gets
relaxed, then intense. She even offers him money, $100,000 so the 2.5
million claim will go through. Fraud committers usually offer him
half. He has no proof she set her house on fire, so he’s prepared to let
it go. On his way out, she asks if he can’t stay a while. If he
didn’t stay, he could always come back.
-Hanging
Out at the Buena Vista - Natalie
and Vincent live in a retirement community. He’s eighty, she’s
eighty-two. He offers to take her to a Jerry Vale concert. Then he
asks her if she wants to get out, go for a ride. She counters with an
offer for him to move in with her. He asks, would we sleep
together? She says, Well, not the first night.
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Chickasaw Charlie Hoke - Charlie
lives with Vernice, but he doesn’t have a job, so Vernice wants him to move out
at the end of the week. Charlie has a prospect and he’s basing it on the
fact that he pitched in the major leagues and even has a world series
ring. He only pitched one inning and gave-up the winning run in the game,
but he was there. A local casino is about to open and he thinks he can
get picked-up as a celebrity host. When he interviews, the owner
challenges Charlie to pitch the ball to him, tells Charlie that if he can strike
him out, he has the job. Charlie gets him to 0-2, but then he hits the
guy with a ball. The guy refuses to take the base and insists on one more
pitch. This one he rips to right field. When he tells Vernice about
it, and that he was hired, she’s shocked, Even though you knocked him down? She
says. Charlie says, Honey, it’s part of the game.
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When the Women Come Out to Dance - Lourdes
becomes Mrs. Mahmood’s personal maid. Mrs. Mahmood, a redhead, is a
former stripper who wishes her husband would die. They talk and Lourdes
reveals she was a mail-order bride who came to Florida from Columbia. Her
husband is dead. He was covered in a block of cement. When the
police broke the block open they noticed his hands were tied behind his
back. Mrs. Mahmood asks if Lourdes’ friends from Columbia could help
her. There will be a cost, of course, thirty thousand. The next
day, two policemen come to the house and tell Mrs. Mahmood that her husband was
killed in a car-jacking. That night she goes out and does not return until
late the next day. She discovers Lourdes dancing by the pool in one of
her swimsuits and two guys sitting there watching. When Mrs. Mahmood asks
what is going on, Lourdes says We having a party for you Ginger, The Columbian
guys come to see you dance.
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Fire in the Hole - this is the story the Justified
series is based upon. The story is effectively the first season of the
series. Deputy Marshall Raylan Givens tells a fugitive in Miami that he
has 24 hours to leave town. When that time is up, he confronts the
criminal, who draws on him. Only Raylan is faster. He finds himself
transferred back to the Kentucky town where he grew up. The local
criminal master-mind is a man Raylan dug coal with in the mines.
This was the basis for the television series, Justified.
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Karen Makes Out - Karen Sisco
finds herself romantically involved with a man. Only he turns out to be a
bank robber.
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Hurrah for Captain Early - Bo
Catlett, a black veteran of the Spanish-American War, comes to town to wait for
Captain Bren Early. Town folk can’t believe a black man would appear in a
suit and tie and just walk into hotels or bars and expect to get service.
When the bartender tells some of the locals, that Catlett was in the war and in
the battle for San Juan hill, they don’t believe him. One, especially is
offended and tries to call out Catlett to a duel in the street. Catlett
allows how as he is the one being called out, according to the rules for
dueling, he gets to pick the weapons. This confuses the drunk man and
when he looks back at Catlett, there is a saber pointed at his throat.
The duel fizzles. Captain Early arrives and embraces Catlett, then sees
the saber and looks closely, realizing it is his own, the one he dropped on the
way up the hill when turned around to rally his troops, he was shot in the butt.
Catlett had picked it up and waved it as he and the rest of his men from the
tenth colored regiment went up the hill shooting and yelling and singing.
Catlett asks Early why they were fighting the dons. Early asks, You
didn’t know why you went to war? Catlett says I guess I knew, I just
wasn’t sure.
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The Tonto Woman - Rueben Vega,
a cattle thief, hears of a woman, marked by the Indians who had captured her,
tattoos on her face. He stops by her place to water his horse. Then
comes back another day to do the same. She is the wife of a powerful
rancher who will not allow her to move back into his house. Instead she
is kept in a shack on the edge of his property. He finds out that Vega
has been visiting her and sends four men to teach him a lesson and drive him
off. Instead, Vega defeats them all. He brings a wagon and a dress
for the Tonto Woman and takes her to town to a hotel restaurant. There
the husband confronts them. Vega points out that every woman is unique
and beautiful in their own way and shames the man. By the time he leaves,
the woman’s self-worth has risen to a point where she will no longer allow
herself to be repressed. Vega leaves with a good conscience to take some
of her husband’s cattle.
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Tenkiller - Ben Webster, aka Tenkiller, a former
champion bull rider, decides to go home to Okmulgee, Oklahoma, after his
girlfriend dies falling off a ladder at their home. He’d been living in
Southern California working as a stunt man in movies. Once he gets back
home, Lydell, the man who had been taking care of his place has dementia and
someone took advantage of him. Those men think they’ve found a way to
steal the property. Ben has local contacts who have become police and
they manage to run the men off the property. When Ben and his new love
are confronted by the last of the hijackers, the new love tells him to go
away. Ben asks the woman why she was able to run the hijacker off with
simply the threat of killing him, she pulls her Sig Sauer out of her purse and
says That man is really stupid isn’t he? Ben responds with …Nine out of
ten criminals have the brain of a chicken.